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Andrew. 19

Snapchat/twitter/ig: akisler89


I’m that kind of mutual follower who likes your text posts and never talks to you but still considers you as a friend

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— 12 hours ago with 21396 notes


i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

how awesome is that

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— 12 hours ago with 17911 notes

ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

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no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

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— 2 days ago with 47729 notes


people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights


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People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

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— 2 days ago with 380576 notes